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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and….

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and….
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and.... n it won! The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.   The local paper headline the next day ...

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and….

it won!

The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.

 

The local paper headline the next day read:

PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT

 

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

 

Again, the next day the local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR’S ASS

 

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.

 

Thinking that it may be for the best, the Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

 

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN

 

As a result, the Bishop fainted. When he recovered he informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farm for $10.

 

The next day the paper read:

NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

 

This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

 

The next day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

While on safari, a little boy sees a young elephant on its side, crying with a huge thorn sticking out of the bottom of its foot…

While on safari, a little boy sees a young elephant on its side, crying with a huge thorn sticking out of the bottom of its foot…

A man is diagnosed with testicular cancer….

A man is diagnosed with testicular cancer….