John was a proctologist (butthole doctor for those who don’t know). Over several years, he had become known as one of the top proctologists in America. Unfortunately, he was bored of it. Dealing with assholes all day can really take a toll on you.
John decided to make a change. He enrolled in UTI, a mechanic school. He excelled in his classes. On exam day, each student had to disassemble and reassemble an engine.
When John finished his test, he saw his score. 150%. “How is this possible?” He thought. He went to the test administrator to ask about his score.
The administrator said “Well, you really knocked the test out of the water. Perfect score on both disassembly and reassembly. I gave you the extra 50 percent because somehow you did everything through the damn exhaust pipe.”