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The Sultan's daughter

The Sultan's daughter
The Sultan's daughter n The Sultan of Agrabah had a daughter named Jasmine who was of the age to get married. As per the customs of Agrabah she was to either marry a prince or choose one of th...

The Sultan's daughter

The Sultan of Agrabah had a daughter named Jasmine who was of the age to get married. As per the customs of Agrabah she was to either marry a prince or choose one of the town folk with the purest of hearts. She decides to try her luck to find a decent man from her subjects.

In order to test this she decides to go to the town center and display her beauty for all the men to see. So she steps on a platform in the middle of the hustle bustle and pulls up her skirt just a bit so her ankle would show and starts singing a melodious song. Immediately all the town’s men gather around her and start staring at her with intent eyes. All but a peasant boy named Aladdin who looks uncomfortable and bends down into prostration away from the crowd and stays in this praying position till she finishes her song and puts down her skirt. Slightly disappointed about finding only one peasant boy able to resist her, Jasmine decides to give it another try.

So the next day she shows up again in the market all decked up and notices that there are a lot more men than last time. She deliberately stands closer to where Aladdin sits in the market and pulls her skirt up again further up her knee and starts singing a song so melodious and enticing that all the men in the market come rushing in and look at her mesmerized and those who cannot control themselves find themselves whistling like wolves and throwing praises her way. Aladdin on the other hand just takes a glimpse and goes into prostration in seemingly more discomfort than before and does not get up till she leaves. Impressed at his modesty but peeved at being avoided again Jasmine decides to do it one last time time giving it her all.

Next day the market is packed and even men from other towns come to see the spectacle. As Jasmine walks in all of them follow her to the grand platform in the middle of the town market again close to Aladdin’s spot. She pulls up her skirt all the way to her hip this time and sings the most seductive of songs ever heard by men in this part of country. As she does so men go wild and start toppling over each other to see her and get closer to her. Aladdin on the other hand again looks on in deep trouble and stays prostrated till she unleashes her most seductive note a la Marilyn Monroe at which point Aladdin gets up and makes a dash home without looking back while the other men go berserk. The guards intervene to disperse the crowd but Aladdin is nowhere to be seen for a while. Jasmine is deeply moved by his decency and is convinced she has found the right man for herself.

On the night of their wedding Jasmine could see Aladdin was still troubled. She announced “You are the diamond in the rough. Remember how you stayed prostrate all the time while the perverts were ogling at me and then got up and left? I’ve always wondered how you managed to do that?”

“Well I really did not have much choice” said Aladdin

“What do you mean?” asked Jasmine perplexed at this.

Aladdin explained “I only had just a pair of pants and an uncontrollable erection”

Misunderstood JT

Misunderstood JT

Tim lost his job as a stock broker, so he decided to start a new life for himself away from the big city.

Tim lost his job as a stock broker, so he decided to start a new life for himself away from the big city.