There are five hundred bricks on a plane.
There are five hundred bricks in a plane. One falls out. How many are left? Four hundred ninety-nine. What are the three steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator? One, open the door. Two, shove it in. Three, close the door. What are the four steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? One, open the door. Two, take out the giraffe. Three, shove the elephant in. Four, close the door. Simba is having a birthday party and invited all the animals. Who doesn’t come? The elephant, he’s stuck in a fridge. Sally is trying to cross a river filled with man-eating crocodiles. There’s no bridge. How does she get across? She swims, all the alligators are at Simba’s birthday party. Sally dies anyway. Why does she die? The brick that fell out of the plane hit her in the head.