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There once lived a girl named Thing in a religiously devout household.

There once lived a girl named Thing in a religiously devout household.
There once lived a girl named Thing in a religiously devout household. nEver since she was young, her parents taught her lessons to guide her in life. Thing learned many things from her parents. ...

There once lived a girl named Thing in a religiously devout household.

Ever since she was young, her parents taught her lessons to guide her in life.

Thing learned many things from her parents.

When she learned to walk, her parents told her, “Thing, before you walk, know that Jesus will always support you.

When she learned to speak, her parents told her, “Thing, before you eat, pray for the children in hunger.

And after a whole 19 years of living with her parents, Thing believed that she had learned all the lessons and was ready to take on life.

But she never imagined that her greatest and most painful lesson would come from her husband of two years.

When she first opposed his command, he taught her, “Thing, before you speak, Woman!”

This is a poor joke- A busy dad and guest arrives

This is a poor joke- A busy dad and guest arrives

My wife was in the back of a squad car.

My wife was in the back of a squad car.