There was an assassination attempt on the president!
As the President was being interviewed by reporters on the White House lawn, a crazed looking man came outta nowhere shooting an assault rifle. the Secret service charged him without hesitation, except for one agent who screamed ‘Mickey Mouse!’
After things settled down, the agents superior called him to his office. ’What in gods name were you screaming about?’
‘I’m sorry sir, with all the chaos I seemed to have a Freudian slip, I meant to say Donald Duck!’