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There was once an old veteran who had 3 beautiful daughters.

There was once an old veteran who had 3 beautiful daughters.
There was once an old veteran who had 3 beautiful daughters. n One night, they were all going out on dates with their respective boyfriends. There came a knock at the door, and he answered. “Hi!...

There was once an old veteran who had 3 beautiful daughters.

One night, they were all going out on dates with their respective boyfriends.

There came a knock at the door, and he answered.

“Hi!” said the young man standing there. “My name’s Joe. I’m here to pick up Flo, we’re going to the show. Is she ready to go?”

“Yes, I’ll go and get her” said the father.

About 10 minutes later there’s another knock.

“Hi, my name’s Eddy. I’m here to pick up Betty. We’re going to eat spaghetti. Is she ready?”

So the father goes and fetches her.

Another 10 minutes go by, and there’s a 3rd knock.

“Hi, my name’s Tucker…” And before he can say another word, the veteran grabs him by the neck, drags him out the back, and shoots him.

A knight and his footmen were holding a castle during a war.

A knight and his footmen were holding a castle during a war.

There was a guy who wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little.

There was a guy who wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little.