There's these two priests walking out of a church, having a conversation, when a drunk approaches them.
“Hey (hiccup), do you two serve the church?”
“Well, I’m the Son of God, so you guys are serving me.”
“No, my friend, you are not.”
“Really, I am. I can prove it.”
“Okay, go ahead and prove it to us.”
“Alright (hiccup), follow me.”
The two priests follow him until he stops at a bar.
The priests look a little confused, but he assures them that this is the right place.
The drunk walks in and taps the bartender on the shoulder.
The bartender turns around and exclaims:
“Jesus Christ, you again?!”