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This guy gets a parrot but it's got a bad attitude and fowl (pun intended) vocabulary

This guy gets a parrot but it's got a bad attitude and fowl (pun intended) vocabulary
This guy gets a parrot but it's got a bad attitude and fowl (pun intended) vocabulary n He tries everything to change the bird's attitude and clean up its talk but nothing works. Finally, in a...

This guy gets a parrot but it's got a bad attitude and fowl (pun intended) vocabulary

He tries everything to change the bird’s attitude and clean up its talk but nothing works. Finally, in a moment of desperation, he puts the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he hears the bird squawking, kicking and screaming and then, suddenly, all is quiet. He opens the freezer door. The parrot steps out and says, “I’m sorry that I offended you with my language and actions. I ask for your forgiveness.” The guy’s astounded at the bird’s change in attitude and was about to ask what changed him when the parrot continued, “By the way, may I ask – what did the chicken do?”

There was once a billionaire philanthropist with a curious idea….

There was once a billionaire philanthropist with a curious idea….

Shit I hear in rehab #2

Shit I hear in rehab #2