This is OC just made it up 2 minutes ago
So a teacher starts class by talking about responsibility, and says, “As you know, we’re all human, and we all make mistakes, but…” and just then, Johnny raised his hand, and the teacher called on him.
“Actually, I’ve never made a mistake.”
“There’s no way on earth Johnny, everyone makes mistakes! “
“Not me.” The teacher was in disbelief, and desperate to convince Johnny that he had made a mistake so that her lesson would make sense.
“Have you ever forgot to turn in homework?”
“Ever not done something your parents asked you to?”
“Nope. “ Now, the teacher knew Johnny’s parents pretty well, and while she would never say it out loud, she was sure that he hadn’t never cursed.
“Oh really? I’ll ask you three questions, each getting harder. You have to answer every one with an actual word that people really use.”
“What’s another word for poop?”
“Fine, finish the sentence, salt and vi-“
“-gilance, salt and vigilance ma’am.”
“That doesn’t make any sense!”
“But its a word.” The teacher was furious.
“Fine then. Okay Johnny, what starts with f and ends with u c k?” The teacher grinned, thinking there was no way Johnny was getting out of this one. Johnny thought for a second, and then his eyes opened wide, and he sprang up while pointing at the teacher.
“Fire truck, bitch!”