Three brothers are travelling by foot on a long, deserted road.
They see a farm. There are no hotels nearby, and they really don’t want to sleep in the dirt, so they go in, find the farmer, give him five hundred bucks, and ask to spend the night. The farmer has two guest rooms in his house. “Would you like to sleep together? I only have two rooms.” The brothers love each other very much but don’t want to sleep together, so they say no. The farmer tells them the youngest brother can sleep in the room across the hall from the bathroom and the middle brother can sleep in the room in the basement. “What about me?” Asks the oldest brother. “You can sleep with my six daughters,” replied the farmer. They all went to bed. The next morning, the farmer’s wife cooks them breakfast and the farmer asks, “how did y’all sleep?” The youngest brother says, “I spent the night like a baby. I slept beautifully.” The middle brother says, “I spent the night like a drunk man. I slept long and hard.” The oldest brother says, “I spent the night like a rabbit. I went from hole to hole to hole.”