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Three men were found guilty of robbery.

Three men were found guilty of robbery.
Three men were found guilty of robbery. The judge in the court said, "The next day, if each of you can bring a fruit which I have never seen before, I will free you of all charges. If it turns out th...

Three men were found guilty of robbery.

The judge in the court said, “The next day, if each of you can bring a fruit which I have never seen before, I will free you of all charges. If it turns out that I have seen the fruit, I will let men shove that fruit up your respective buttholes.”

Next day

Judge: “Person 1, what fruit did you bring?”

Person 1: “A grape, sir.”

Judge: “I have seen a grape before.”

Person 1 gets a grape shoved up his ass.

Judge: “Person 2, what fruit did you bring?”

Person 2: laughing “A banana, sir.”

Judge: “I’ve seen a banana before, aren’t you worried of getting it shoved up your ass, why are you laughing?”

Person 2: “I am worried sir, but I can’t help thinking about the watermelon which Person 3 has brought.”

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.

Recently a routine police patrol was parked outside a bar in the Outback.

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.