Three men were found guilty of robbery.
The judge in the court said, “The next day, if each of you can bring a fruit which I have never seen before, I will free you of all charges. If it turns out that I have seen the fruit, I will let men shove that fruit up your respective buttholes.”
Judge: “Person 1, what fruit did you bring?”
Person 1: “A grape, sir.”
Judge: “I have seen a grape before.”
Person 1 gets a grape shoved up his ass.
Judge: “Person 2, what fruit did you bring?”
Person 2: laughing “A banana, sir.”
Judge: “I’ve seen a banana before, aren’t you worried of getting it shoved up your ass, why are you laughing?”
Person 2: “I am worried sir, but I can’t help thinking about the watermelon which Person 3 has brought.”