Timmy and the priest #1
One day little Timmy is sitting on the front porch contemplating a bottle of turpentine. A priest walks by and asks Timmy what he has.
“Well, Father this here is the most powerful liquid in the world. This here is turpentine.”
“Actually, Timmy, the most powerful liquid in the world is holy water,” the priest responded. “If you put a couple of drops of holy water on a pregnant women’s tummy, she’ll pass a baby boy.”
“That’s nothing,” Timmy replied. “If I rub a couple of drops of this on a cat’s ass, it’ll pass a motorcycle.”