Two friends meet in heaven
Friend 1: hey!
Friend 2: hi!!
Friend 1: so how did you die?
Friend 2: I froze to death.
Friend 1: how terrible!
Friend 2: it wasn’t so bad, after a while I got a warm feeling inside and died peacefully. Anyways how did you die?
Friend 1: well I thought my husband’s was cheating and when I got home he was watching tv and eating chips.
Friend 2: and? How did you die?
Friend 1: well I thought he was cheating so I ran around the entire house looking. I looked in the closet, under the bed, in the cars, behind the couch, in the pantry, and even on the balcony. Well by the time I was done searching i was extremely tired and died of exhaustion.
Friend 2: that’s horrible! Shame you didnt check the freezer because we would both be alive.