Two golfing buddies where at the golf course
Tim owned a house on a gold course right in on the 7th hole. One day, Bob and Tim where golfing and when they got to the 7th hole, Bob leaned over to Tim and said “You know Tim, if you opened your patio door and your front door, you could get a eagle on this par 5.” Tim, thinking it over, decided to open up his patio door and front door, and took the shot. His swing was off and went through the upstairs window, striking his wife in her head, killing her instantly. A year latter, Bob and Tim are out on the golf course again and when they come up to the 7th hole, Bob contemplates telling him he could still make an eagle if he opened his patio door and front door. After some contemplation Bob decides he would recommend it. When Bob told Tim he should do it again, Tim responded “Bob are you crazy?!?! I got a 9 last time!”.