in

Two guys meet in heaven after their death. One asks the other:

Two guys meet in heaven after their death. One asks the other:
Two guys meet in heaven after their death. One asks the other: n - "So, how did you die?" - "I died from cold. I got frozen" answers the other and asks "How about you? What happened to you?" - "I ...

Two guys meet in heaven after their death. One asks the other:

– “So, how did you die?”

– “I died from cold. I got frozen” answers the other and asks “How about you? What happened to you?”

– “I died from laughing too much” – answers the other.

The second guy gets confused and asks: “What do you mean? How could you die from laughing?”

– “Well, I was in my lovers house and suddenly her husband knocked on the door. We were scared and I was trying to find a place to hide. So, my lover told me to hide behind the curtains and that she will handle it. I hided behind the curtains and she went to open the door. She took the trashes and gave them to her husband and asked him to throw the trashes before he comes in. While he was out I escaped the place and went home. When I reached my home and knocked on the door, my wife opened the door and gave me the trashes. I got furious and started searching my house. I look everywhere and couldn’t find anything. Finally, I went to the bedroom and check under the bed. No one was there. Then I set on the bed and started laughing. I laughed and laughed and suddenly died.”

The other guy looks at him and says: – “You idiot. If you have checked inside the fridge we would both have been alive”

Panda and the Prostitute

Panda and the Prostitute

I will for the teapot

I will for the teapot