Two hillbillys are sitting on the porch in rocking chairs.
The 1st hillbilly says “I’M BORED’….
So the second hillbilly says.. “I’ll tell you whut….I’m gonna think of something… but I’m not gonna tell you what I’m thinkin…and then you get to ask me Three questions… then after three questions….you gotta guess what I’m thinkin’….”
First hillbilly says, “3 questions?”
Second hillbilly says “thats right three questions… ” then he thinks of his secret thing.. and he decides it’s going to be Donky Dick….
So the first hillbilly scratches his head and says “can you lick it?”
Second hillbilly thinks about that for a bit and says “you could.. but it’d taste real bad!!”
So the first hillbilly says “… is it Donkey Dick?”