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Two jokes that you will thank me for telling you

Two jokes that you will thank me for telling you
Two jokes that you will thank me for telling you n The first joke can only be told by someone with a penis Call up a friend and say "Hey man/woman, i got a joke and it's a two parter. The first pa...

Two jokes that you will thank me for telling you

The first joke can only be told by someone with a penis

Call up a friend and say “Hey man/woman, i got a joke and it’s a two parter. The first part of the joke is, what has a small dick and hangs down?” Regardless of their answer, it’s a bat. Then say, “What has a big dick and hangs up?” And hang up the phone.

THIS IS THE SECOND JOKE, A BAR BET

Tell someone “I bet you a dollar/drink I know a song with your name in it.” Regardless of their answer, it’s

“Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday dear [thunderpud]

Happy birthday to you!”

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller

How do you catch the spider

How do you catch the spider