Two men were lost in the desert.
As they wandered, desperately looking for food and water they spot a tree and head towards it. As they get closer they can’t believe their eyes, every branch of the tree has bacon slices hanging off it. One of them breaks into a run and grabs a slice, but before he can eat it, out of nowhere a volley of arrows hits him in the chest. He stumbles backwards and falls down bleeding to death just as his friend catches up and says “It’s not a bacon tree, it’s a hambush.”