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Vampire joke

Vampire joke
Vampire joke n Three vampires meet up in the street to talk about their recent kills. The first vampire has some blood dripping onto his chin. "See that pole over there?" he asked. "Yes." "Well be...

Vampire joke

Three vampires meet up in the street to talk about their recent kills.

The first vampire has some blood dripping onto his chin.

“See that pole over there?” he asked.

“Yes.”

“Well beyond it I found a couple and drained them dry.”

The second vampire has blood all over his cheeks and chin.

“See that pole over there?”

“Yes.”

“Beyond it there’s a coffee shop and I drained every sucker in there.”

The third vampire has his entire face covered with blood.

“How many people did you drain?” the others asked.

“See that pole over there?”

“Yes.”

“Well I didn’t.”

The old lady and the bank

The old lady and the bank

A man sat alone in his office

A man sat alone in his office