I once went golfing. I couldn’t even get par in a single hole, until I found this magical frog! It was sparkly, and when I picked it up, I felt a warm spike through my spine. All of a sudden, I hole-in-oned the rest of the holes. It was a lucky frog. It spoke to me, and said, “Go gamble!” Luckily, I was in Las Vegas, so I went to Big Al’s Casino. I won so much money that I had no idea what to do with it. The frog told me to get a hotel room, and then kiss her. When we kissed, all of a sudden, she became a fifteen year-old girl! And that, your honor, is why she was in my room.