You're not depressed…
I was at the beach and noticed a younger guy who was moping and looking sad. To make matters worse the guy was scrawny and couldn’t have weighed more than a 100 lbs.
I walked up to the guy and said “hey buddy what’s wrong? It’s a beautiful day at the beach and there’s nothing but gorgeous women and warm weather around.”
The guy says back “I know, I know… But it’s tough to enjoy the day. My testicles weigh 50 lbs and it bums me out to lug those things around. I’m depressed everyday.”
I was stunned by his revelation. I looked him over and said “Hey buddy, you’re not depressed… You’re half nuts.”