4 Very Funny Husband & Wife Jokes For You !
#1 Playing of the Roof
A woman went on vacation, leaving her husband behind. Before she left, she told him to take extra special care of her cat and also to be in touch with her mom.
The next day she called her husband and asked if the cat was all right. Her husband said: The cat just died.
She burst into tears and said: How could you be so blunt? Why couldn’t you have broken the news gradually! Today, you could have said that it was sleeping on the roof; tomorrow, you could have said that it fell off and had broken its leg; then on the third day, you could have said that the poor thing had passed away in the night. You could have been more sensitive about the whole thing.
By the way, did you talk to my mom, how is she? Husband: Yes, I did, she was sleeping on the roof.
#2 English speaking Course
A woman joins English speaking class.
One day when her husband came home from office, she says,
“Welcome Home, Darling!”
Husband: It was a very busy day in the office, I am very tired.
Wife: Rest in Peace, Darling!
#3 Before & After marriage
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves.
After marriage, the “Y” becomes silent
#4 Stages of marriage
Mad for each other.
Made for each other.
Mad at each other.
Mad because of each other.